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    Rizz God I can't speak to women White glossy mug

    376 Reviews
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    This sturdy mug is perfect for your morning coffee, afternoon tea, or whatever hot beverage you enjoy. Featuring our iconic Rizz God I can't speak to women design, our prints will retain their quality when dish-washed and microwaved!

    11 oz mug dimensions: 3.8″ (9.6 cm) in height, 3.2″ (8.2 cm) in diameter
    15 oz mug dimensions: 4.7″ (11.9 cm) in height, 3.3″ (8.5 cm) in diameter
    20 oz mug dimensions: 4.3″ (10.9 cm) in height, 3.7″ (9.3 cm) in diameter
    Dishwasher and microwave safe

    Based on 376 reviews
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    Love my custom shirt

    Got a custom shirt, it’s perfect, came in 3 days

    Great communication!

    I had received my original order in the wrong color but the team was very quick and accommodating to fix my issue. I look forward to wearing this shirt!

    Amazing!!

    The shirt quality was great and so funny! I will be ordering from y’all again. :))

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    Experienced Cock Handler (OG Design)
    Andrea Assi
    Fuckin awesome

    That shirt in particular is not my favorite, but is nice to laugh at yourself 😸, all the others I bought are funny and as the advertisement declare describe with accuracy life situation. Good quality, good print! If i have one suggestion would be to have other colors available 🫶🏻

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    Jesus has Rizzen t-shirt
    Larls
    Tik Tok skit got me on this one

    Had to cop after I saw a skit with this shirt, a must have for dad jokes and cringe humor :)
    Approx 2 weeks for arrival (for a week it was being processed, then it finally shipped out, arrived in 3 days after)
    100% Cotton, thin fabric texture
    If there happens to be any printed hoodies/sweaters in the future, i will buy for sure!

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    Alpha Male t-shirt
    Noah Butler
    This shirt is the best thing I’ve ever purchased

    Ever since I equipped this shirt in my armor slot, I’ve gained a +10 Charisma boost and a +5 defense to emotional damage. Thank you Orbital Clothing for improving my stats and quality of life.

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    Jesus has Rizzen t-shirt
    Sophia Roundy

    love this funny shirt!

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    Alpha Male t-shirt
    laude

    As ugly as expected. <3 Thank you Orbital Clothing.
    From France with evol (see picture attached)

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    Experienced Cock Handler (OG Design)
    Haley Little
    LOVE THIS SHIRT

    Aside from the shirt being hilarious, I ordered a size up and it fit perfectly! The shirt itself is very comfortable. I’ve already washed it a few times and the print has not faded! 10/10 recommend!

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    Professional Pu**y Eater
    Anouscha Tebra
    this is the best shirt ive ever bought

    i love this shirt so much. i bought it after seeing an insta reel and it actually arrived super fast (europe). the shirt quality is really nice and the print itself is outstanding. i've washed the shirt a couple times already (60° wash 40° dryer) and the print hasn't moved or faded at all and doesn't seem like its gonna anytime soon. for reference i would wear a S or M for good fit but got this in XL so the sleeves almost reach my elbows. if you like oversized too id recommend 2 sizes up. overall 11/10 would recommend and buy again

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    Professional Pu**y Eater
    Anthony Luna
    Shirt

    I love the shirt. Quality is great. Sleeves are a little too long for my preference (I like for the sleeves to stop near my tricep). Bit of a funky smell from the shirt straight from the packaging but great shirt nonetheless.

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    Lactose Tolerant T-Shirt (OG design)
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    Love my shirt!

    Perfect for annoying my lactose intolerant friend lol

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    Registered Flex Offender
    Roxanne Racquel

    never bought something so fast

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    Pet Kitties Suck Ti**ies
    Della Ruben

    my motto on a shirt finally

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    Registered Flex Offender tank top
    Waldo Franklin

    perfect gym atire

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    Gluten Tolerant t-shirt
    Kory Jena

    Came on time, great quality, can't complain

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    Experienced Cock Handler (OG Design)
    Colt Angelia

    Got this for my gf who is a poultry farmer and she hates it (she loves it really haha)

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    Professional Pu**y Eater
    Ayla George

    elite shirt

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    Gluten Tolerant t-shirt
    Zoe Cornelius

    LOOOL. I love it

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    Experienced Cock Handler (OG Design)
    Ern Aden

    saw them on insta reels, was skeptical as instagram brand, but it came and I love it hahah

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    Pet Kitties Suck Ti**ies
    Ginnie Leopold

    Funny lol - took a bit to come but messaged them and they updated me where my order was

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    Lactose Tolerant T-Shirt (OG design)
    Karolyn Helene

    Perfect for peeing off my lactose intolerant friends haha

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    Registered Flex Offender
    Irvin Reg

    Nice shirt

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    Master Baiter t-shirt
    Gerlach Maisy

    This was for my dad he loves it - took a while to come but worth it

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    Registered Flex Offender tank top
    Micky Hailey

    get some funny looks in the gym but worth it haha, great quality

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